When I grow up I would definitely get married (key phrase: when I grow up, because I am still growing). And in other to make things easy for my wife to be, I have come up with a couple of things about me that she would need to know. Single ladies please take note, it could be one of you or better put, e fit be you o!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear future wife,
- Some say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Well, if you check very well, my name is not on that list. I mean, if you are a great cook, I’d consume your food with all joy, but it doesn’t guarantee getting to my heart at all.
- The fact that you cannot get to my heart through my stomach doesn’t mean you shouldn’t know how to cook. I am an African, I love my food.
- I know there will be a change in my body once we get married, but I beg you, I do not want a pot where my stomach is right now. A pot belly isn’t a sign of good living, is it?
- Boy or girl, a child is a child. You do not need to put yourself under any unnecessary pressure.
- My father had six children and I hope to surpass his achievements. Go figure *straight face*
- Our children will learn how to play at least one musical instrument.
- After we must have dated for some time, I then decide to pop the question; you now tell me you want to think about it. THINK ABOUT WHAT? YES, THINK ABOUT WHAT? (Just behave yourself in advance there).
- I am discerner of human minds from their countenance. So if you are unhappy about something or need something from me, please tell me about it and speak “English”. Making faces will not help.
- I know that mood swings is a part of make-up kits for women. It would be nice if you do not wear it all the time.
- I just hope your father is not looking at you as a source of making MEGA bucks in terms of your dowry. I sincerely hope not.
- My parents disciplined me well, my children will receive DOUBLE. *adjusts shirt collar*
- *on my knees* I hope you do not nag. If you are the type that does, I will gladly leave the house for you and stay at the roof top. I will run away from you.
I am very certain that I would not be able to state everything here. So you will learn more about me as time goes by. So with all these points of mine I have been able to convince and not confuse you that……..never mind.
Yours sincerely,
Tony pox.
July 16, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Well, Tony, u re just being realistic. Besides, well put together
July 17, 2012 at 8:30 am
thanks man.
July 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm
Lol
July 17, 2012 at 5:11 am
lol.
July 16, 2012 at 9:42 pm
Tony, ma pa mi joooo! Na make d babe carry dis checklist dey tick her CV o. Abi na marking guide I go call am.
Nice one there, looking forward to a sequel or better stilll, a reply from her
July 17, 2012 at 5:13 am
hahahaha.i won’t kill you.na marking guide o.hopefully,there should be a reply.thanks.
July 17, 2012 at 8:48 am
AhHhhhhh ! Tony, I swear na my grandma u go marry last last ! She meets all yur criteria ! Lol !
July 17, 2012 at 11:09 am
na wa o.why your grandma na? You no get friend wey u fit hook me up with? Thanks man.
July 17, 2012 at 4:30 pm
Nice one tony…future wife better wise up n future father-in-law better look elsewhere for break tru!!
July 17, 2012 at 4:51 pm
yes o.future father inlaw especially.thanks deolu.
July 18, 2012 at 7:27 pm
dis pikin wetin dey dis ur head plenty.. just wait make future wife bring her own list so dat una go compare. mayb na dat time u go no say list pass list. nice1
July 19, 2012 at 8:38 am
hahahahaha.thank u ody.
July 19, 2012 at 11:21 am
This is hilarious! So good with words and very true…sha don’t kill ur children with cane abeg! Begging in advance!
July 19, 2012 at 12:04 pm
thanks debby. Because it’s you that is why i’ll take it easy with the flogging.if not ehn.lol.
July 20, 2012 at 8:30 am
you didn’t say how she’ll get to your heart….
July 20, 2012 at 11:30 am
Nice one man,but really Ÿőů ought to wait for my ‘future husband’ criteria…..*straight face*
July 20, 2012 at 1:20 pm
okay.tayo.i’l be waiting. Lol.thanks.
July 20, 2012 at 11:39 am
well, ehm……….she will have to find out herself o.lol
July 20, 2012 at 3:18 pm
Cool and straight to the point, gr8 write up
July 20, 2012 at 6:59 pm
thank you very much.i appreciate.
July 20, 2012 at 4:11 pm
Hilarious
July 20, 2012 at 7:01 pm
lol.thanks
July 20, 2012 at 7:03 pm
Tony hmmmm,i pity u,wait till dat future wife comes.bt seriously u ar smtin else.very hilarous.
July 21, 2012 at 6:55 am
thanks rash.i’m waiting for her o.
September 30, 2014 at 8:10 am
I like the part where the kids get to learn at least one musical instrument!!!!!! Supercool.